Looking to throw a pirate themed birthday bash? Search no more! Follow these simple steps!
Step 1: Rent a pirate ship. I would recommend the Fearless, sponsored by Urban Pirates.
Step 2: Purchase the most ridiculous pirate outfit you can find on the internet. You can't tell in this picture, but my tights have skulls and crossbones up the back. Awesome.
Step 3: Buy booze. Beer won't do- pirates drink liquor, not beer. I would recommend one bottle for every 2 people.
Step 4: Invite lots of friends.
Step 5: Make all of your friends wear ridiculous pirate tattoos, eye patches, and hats.
Step 6: Have an amazing friend surprise you with a cake shaped like a pirate ship.
And there you have it! follow these directions, and you can have a pirate party of your very own.