Thursday, September 29, 2011

How To Throw a Pirate Party

Looking to throw a pirate themed birthday bash?  Search no more!  Follow these simple steps!

Step 1: Rent a pirate ship.  I would recommend the Fearless, sponsored by Urban Pirates.

Step 2: Purchase the most ridiculous pirate outfit you can find on the internet.  You can't tell in this picture, but my tights have skulls and crossbones up the back.  Awesome.

Step 3: Buy booze.  Beer won't do- pirates drink liquor, not beer.  I would recommend one bottle for every 2 people.

Step 4:  Invite lots of friends.

Step 5: Make all of your friends wear ridiculous pirate tattoos, eye patches, and hats.

Step 6: Have an amazing friend surprise you with a cake shaped like a pirate ship.

And there you have it!  follow these directions, and you can have a pirate party of your very own.

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